Stranger: hey how are you?
You: hey honey i'm home :D
Stranger: Where do we live again, I have sudden onset altzhiemers
You: down the rabbit hole sweety, how could you forget?
Stranger: well you know hard day at work and all.
Stranger: Have you seen the little rabbit recently?
You: oh yes darling i perfectly understand
i havent seen it the hole day, and you?
Stranger: nope. oh well, I let him borrrow a watch of mine, ./.. well you know what, it's not important.
Stranger: How was your day sweetheart?
You: oh it was fabulous i found a dodo at the beach and we danced around the fire the entire afternoon
You: and yours?
Stranger: ah you know, painting the roses in the garden again, damn queen can't keep her mind made.
Stranger: But I can't complain.
You: well honey at least you still have your head
Stranger: too true, too true.
You: did you found the mad hatter? he wanted to invite you to his unbirthday tee
Stranger: well I tried to talk to the dormouse about the location, but he decided he'd rather take a nap.
Stranger: And lord knows I can't fathom the idea of talking to that damn cat.
Stranger: always with the riddles. I just wanna know which road to take.
You: the queen will problably tell you faster than him darling
You: and jesus that mouse is so lazy
Stranger: too true,
Stranger: I did find some nice cookies for you dear. Tey have a delightful little tab on them saying "eat me" try a few?
You: owwww so sweet of you
yes they look delicious honey, how thoughtfull
You: honey?? i kind of think i'm growing bigger....
Stranger: my God dear, quick before you grow. . . . Oh my, much too late now!
Stranger: how ever will we fix the door,the poor chimney...
Stranger: oh and you of course dear. How will we get you out of this mess?
Stranger: here, try this drink, if one makes you taller, surely the other will make you smaller?
You: good heavens im feeling much better now
You: but our poor little home..
You: honey you are full of chimney dust
Stranger: ahh, I'll be fine. so long as you are ok dear.
Stranger: How about this we'll go for a stroll through the garden to clear our minds for a bit.
You: you always have fantastic ideas dear, that sounds great
Stranger: the flowers here have the strangest effect of looking just like human faces
You: dear lord and listen how they sing, they could break the glasses of our house
Stranger: well If there was much glass left I'm sure we'd have to worry, but we should definitely be fine love.
Stranger: My so peculiar, is it just me or is that caterpillar smoking hookah?
You: well i believe you're right, i took care of that just moments ago
You: the caterpillar, smoking... again?
You: what are we going to do with her darling?
Stranger: The little one in the blue dress? Why not give her some of the cookie to see if we can make her a proper size again.
You: its problably a good advice honey, but be carefull
she might grow too much and too much fast
Stranger: :) but of course dear.
Stranger: Just this much should defintely be enough.