"there's no such thing as love"

drunk "i dont know what youre talking about"

her "ok let me break it down to you"

drunk "break it down"

her "ok.. i like being on my own. relationships can mess with peoples feelings - get hurt

who needs it?

we're young, we live in one of the most beautiful cities in the world,

might as well have fun while we can and save the serious stuff for later.."

drunk "holly shit you're a dude!!! she's a dude!"

him "wait wait... what happens if you fall in love?"

her "you dont believe that do you?"

him "its love, its not santa claus.."

from 500 days of summer